Sick of timewasters, ghosting and disappointment?
If dating apps are bringing you nothing but woe, maybe the one for you isn’t a person but a plant!
Plants > People
Plants won’t steal your favourite jumper, break your heart or send you unsolicited pics of their reproductive organs.
Unlike most dates, plants still be beautiful in the cold light of day; help build your confidence and lower your stress levels. Can the same be said for part-time-actor-with-goatee or girl-with-pink-hair-and-unicycle?
For more green; less mean, try our Plant Buddy finder. Swipe right on the plants you like and see who you match with by clicking on the plant icon.
Are you a plant lover just like us? Do you like sharing your love for plants with the whole world!? Tag us on Instagram at @bloomboxclub and receive an exclusive discount! Just slide into our DMs and we'll make sure you get looked after. Plant love is life! xx